Category Archives: School

Assistant Principal

It’s a nice feeling to have your kids want and need you and never will you be needed more than the first week or two of virtual School but the moment the Zoom screen comes up your children will not only disown you but exile you from the area. As horrible as that feels don’t go too far because the next technical issue is probably only moments away. Don’t take any of it personally. No kids want to attend class with their mom or dad nor at the end of the day do they want to live with the assistant principal.
While you can’t necessarily predict what all the issues will be, you can prepare for some of the more obvious and traditional necessities.
Start with a designated area for each child’s virtual School room. The area should include the monitor, the mouse and keyboard but also enough surface area to execute assignments and have materials readily available. Any drinks should be in non-spill containers. Pencils should be sharpened. Pens should be tested. Kleenex should be within reach. Don’t forget erasers, rulers, paperclips, etc. When a technical issue does arrive make sure that your kids watch how you fix it so that they will be able to troubleshoot their own issues the next time.

Who Let The Dogs In?

Even if your child is not easily distracted you should definitely head off the obvious ones in advance:
  • Pets should stay elsewhere during the school day.
  • Siblings should be separated as much as possible.
  • Toys should be out of reach and view.
  • Sound from other peoples computers, work calls or televisions should be kept at a minimum and use of headphones are recommended whenever possible.
  • Cell phones and tablets should be turned off or at the very least muted.
Unless you live across from a bikini car wash I think you’ll find that most distractions are manageable.

Class Action

Take it from me when the kids are doing virtual Gym class your home will sound like a heard of buffalos are prancing through the living room. Make sure that you prepare the space needed, tell anyone residing below and don’t schedule any business calls during their exercise time. Keep in mind that all the teachers including the gym teachers are doing their best to adapt to the online schooling environment. There is some uncharted territory and a lot of trial and error involved. It will not be helpful to make your kids feel self-conscious If you don’t make fun of the strange noises coming out of your kids bedroom in the morning then they won’t make fun of the strange noises coming out of your bedroom at night.

Back to School

If your child will be attending Virtual School it might be a good idea to familiarize them, yourself and your entire family about video etiquette. Not only will it be embarrassing to have Dad walk across screen in his Garanimals but all manner of stretching, itching and scratching should be done off camera. You should also keep in mind that computer microphones are hypersensitive to all audio sources including dogs barking and bathroom doors that are left slightly ajar. Your child should also have a comfortable chair to sit in during class so that they aren’t tempted to sprawl out, lounge or demonstrate their newly acquired indoor parkour skills.
Finally, it should be noted that it is understandable to think about your living room classroom a little more casually then you would a classroom at a traditional School but it is never okay to purposely embarrass your children in front of their friends, classmates or teachers.

Board of Education

It is incredibly handy to have a large whiteboard near your child’s work area to help figure out problems, list assignments, to-do lists and get creative.
If you really want to take this to the next level there are specialty paints that look and act like a chalkboard. They also have paint and wallpaper that works as a dry-erase surface. Now the walls in you kids room or family room can have a great many purposes.
Naturally some of the first things that come to mind are using them for homeschooling, chores or calendars but what about using them as a background for Zooming. You can quickly decorate and change the background for your mood or occasion.
Family members can post a quote of the day, an inspirational morning message, play tic tac toe, draw challenging mazes or make wildly inappropriate caricatures of each other.

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